Photoshop exercise

I frequently do little Photoshop exercises just to warm up, especially when I’m suffering from texturing block, and most of them end up in the recycle bin after they’ve served their purpose. I thought I’d post this morning’s exercise for the fun of it.

2 reasons: it’s one of the goofiest exercises I’ve done, and because some of the cardboard boxes in the storeroom props set from 2007 have Barve Megafoods markings. And just to segue from there into the realm of backstory, I frequently work with basic backstory outlines in my head while designing models, and these boxes weren’t an exception. It all kind of comes at me fast, and it’s not like I sit around for hours trying to come up with this stuff–it literally just kind of pops into my head, and most of the time I’m pretty good about filtering that stuff so customers don’t start wondering if there’s something wrong with my head. 😆

In this case, I think my brain was trying to come up with as many vomit based puns as possible when I was texturing those Ambient Elements cardboard boxes in 2007. Barve Megafoods used to be Chunderson-Barve, which was the merger of Chunderson Foods and Barve Products, 2 competing companies owned by Ralph Chunderson and Chuck Barve. Now, Chuck is kind of an oddball character–his big dream was to engineer a boneless fish/chicken/pork substitute that could be aquafarmed, and it wasn’t until well after his death that his descendant Charles Emesis Barve IV finally nailed it and named the resulting abomination “Chucken” in honor of the family patriarch. Fast forward to 2012–I came across this hilarious photo of some sort of disgusting looking fish when collecting texturing references, and I immediately thought back to the Chucken backstory and decided that was going to be the subject of this morning’s Photoshop exercise.

3 thoughts on “Photoshop exercise

  1. Christopher Roe Post author

    Naw, McD’s uses a less premium extruded meat paste product for that. Barve Megafoods also sells a superior extruded meat paste product in convenient tube form: Schmeat, the Squeezable Eatable Meatable!

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