Author Archives: Christopher Roe

About Christopher Roe

The Artist Formerly Known As Mel Ebbles. I'm a programmer, 3D modeler, papercraft designer, gamer, and tinkerer. I live in the Republic of Texas with my wife Gin and 4 cats.

Some random stuff

After I had some teeth pulled last month, I had a nagging fear that I’d be condemned to a diet of  mashed potatoes and pudding for the foreseeable future, but I’m pleased to report that that particular fear turned out to be baseless. My mouth is healing up nicely, I no longer have tooth pain, and it’s really nice being able to eat solid food again.

I’ve also apparently been adopted by a cat again. I have no idea how this happened, but now I have a little buddy hanging out in my office with me all day. 😆

The last 2 weeks at work have been a rather interesting study of contrasts. Last week was one of those incredible table-flipping shitshows where it felt like absolutely nothing was going right at all. Flaky hardware, balky tools, script conflicts, gremlins, and a bunch of other issues just boiled over, and it was horrible.

I ended up gutting the offending subsystem, completely redesigning it from scratch, and then things started to finally fall into place nicely. The week after that was the polar opposite–I had success after success and things were just behaving wonderfully again. Weird.

I also found out that one of my favorite modeling tools, Silo, had been updated recently and managed to get in some 3D modeling time. I’ve been slowly building up and detailing a spaceship model, adding a little bit here and there whenever I have a few minutes to spend in Silo.

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Man, I really missed being able to push some polygons around for fun. I wish I had a 3D printer so I could print out my stuff in plastic and push it around on the table while making wacky spaceship noises.

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I went to the dentist for a broken tooth in early June. They found that I also needed to have some wisdom teeth and back teeth pulled at the same time as the broken tooth, so they had to refer me to a specialist oral surgeon for the extractions. It took four weeks for the dental insurance company to authorize the procedure and inform us by mail, even though it was a dental emergency. 😮

So, I spent the past several weeks dealing with varying degrees of tooth pain, which is kind of not an experience that I care to repeat. We checked the mail every day, and finally received a letter from the dental insurance company on the 27th. The following scene occurred:

Mrs E: We just got a letter from them! ::hands me the letter::

Me: YES!!! ::opens letter::

Mrs E: Well?

Me: It’s the July bill.

Mrs E: ::facepalm::

We got another letter on June 30th or so, however, and that one was the authorization for the extractions. I don’t think people normally get excited about being able to get their teeth pulled, but it might as well have been Christmas as far as I was concerned. The oral surgeon’s office had received the authorization on the same day and set us up for an appointment on July 3rd, so wheels were finally turning.

I didn’t really have much idea of what to expect. I’d had a total of two dental experiences in my entire life that I could recall–one as a kid where I got my teeth cleaned and received a coloring book extolling the virtues of flossing 144 times a day, and then the initial appointment that I mentioned in the first paragraph of this blog post. For all I know, the oral surgeon throws on a blacksmith’s apron and an executioner’s hood and then goes to town on the offending teeth with an angle grinder or something.

The actual process was, surprisingly enough, rather civilized and there was far less blood, screaming, and power tool usage than I expected. They put me in the chair, wired me up to a blood pressure monitor, stuck an intravenous line into my hand, and shot me full of antibiotics and anesthetics. Once my brain was firmly convinced that I no longer had a face or a head to speak of, they pulled all six offending teeth in less than 10 minutes. All I felt was some vague crunching and snapping sensations and an occasional spike of very minor pain. My mouth was then stuffed with gauze pads and I was discharged with a prescription for Norco and some gauze pads.

My entire jaw was comically swollen and I had absolutely no sensation whatsoever. I drove Mrs E crazy by constantly poking my numb cheeks and giggling. My tongue felt like it was four times its normal size whenever I tried to move it, and I had to communicate exclusively by writing down my comments on paper or texting.

Once the anesthetics wore off, I felt like I’d gone a few rounds with a professional boxer and lost badly. 😆

I also spent pretty much all of the first day and a half with teabags and gauze pads stuffed into my mouth to control the bleeding. By Friday evening, I didn’t need the gauze anymore and was able to eat chunky soups and soft foods, so things are going well. I’m really happy that I won’t have to deal with that toothache anymore!

Weird urges out of the blue…

I normally despise cooking, and if left to my own devices, I’d probably be happy to subsist exclusively on cereal, salad, and sandwiches. I have no idea what came over me last Saturday when I decided, all of a sudden, that I wanted to make homemade bread bowls and fill them with homemade soup.

I found recipes on the Internet for bread bowls and broccoli cheddar soup, tweaked some of the ingredients, and ended up with a surprisingly tasty supper. I figured it was a one-time fluke, but the next day I was still in the mood to cook. I took Mrs E’s beef-and-pork meatloaf recipe and tweaked it slightly with a spicy garlic tomato glaze, prepared a side dish of sliced potatoes seasoned with olive oil and spices, and baked some homemade yeast rolls. The meatloaf and sliced potatoes were good. The yeast rolls needed a bit more salt and butter, but were otherwise satisfactory.

I also baked a couple of homemade pizzas last week. I learned how to proof yeast properly when making the bread bowls and yeast rolls, so I’m planning to experiment with new recipes for pizza dough.

Mrs E was having a craving for fudge earlier in the week, so I found a solid recipe for fudge to serve as a base. I switched the ratio of milk chocolate and semi-sweet chocolate and swapped vanilla extract for peppermint extract, and ended up with a ridiculously rich fudge that had a nice York Peppermint Pattie finish. It was gone pretty quickly. 😆

I also found an interesting recipe for chocolate chip cookies, and those turned out really well when I baked them yesterday. I don’t think I can go back to store-bought cookie dough at this point.

I’ve been saving these recipes and will probably post the best ones here at some point in the near future.

Tales Of Honor follow-up

This is a follow-on to the last post about Tales Of Honor: The Secret Fleet. I mentioned before that there was an issue that caused the game to crash when attempting to upload shared Everyplay instant replay videos. The game’s support FAQ had a workaround (close all running applications and then reboot the device) that seemed to work.

So, here’s a slightly more exciting replay that shows more of the interesting stuff during battles:

I’ve made it to the fourth sector of the game, and while I’m here, I might as well post additional critical commentary without spoiling too much.

Subjective nitpicking:

  • The quality of the cutscene writing is….somewhat variable.
  • I don’t like the way Lester Tourville is portrayed as a bumbling cartoon villain.
  • Cameos from other famous Honorverse characters are weakly handled as well.
  • The weird broken English “accent” they gave the Andermani is kind of off-putting.

Technical/gameplay issues:

  • The side quests in the Breslau sector seem a bit broken or buggy.
  • The random encounters get a little repetitive and are sometimes jarring, especially the ones relating to a side quest.
  • Not being able to return to earlier sectors is a bit annoying.
  • Not being able to sell excess numbers of missiles is a bit annoying.

The side quests in Breslau sector weren’t always very clear about whether or not you’ve met the success conditions, so I ended up replaying the same ones a few times before giving up.

I think the random encounters being repetitive wouldn’t be so bad if the enemy ship name pool were a bit larger and randomized. I think I’ve destroyed the Molech and the Nergal a dozen times over. 😆

The last 2 points on the list are semi-nitpicky–the fundamental problem is that once you can afford to stock up on Mark 13 Bomb Pumped Laser missiles and nukes, all other missile types kind of pale in comparison. Well, except for hull penetrators, you have an infinite number of those and they’re awesome for making enemy ships waste their ECM, countermissiles, and point defense lasers before you start hurling Mark 13s and nukes at them. Those three are the most useful missile types so far, and it’d be nice to sell off the excess inventory of inferior missiles.

Alternatively, going back to previous sectors for the replay value would let you use up the inferior missiles in combat against opponents that aren’t worth wasting Mark 13s or nukes on. Well, you could technically try doing that in Breslau or Sachsen sectors, but the enemy ships in these sectors frequently put out absolutely ridiculous broadsides and reload their tubes at cheaty-AI speeds, so you’re in for a serious hurting unless you nail them quickly with Mark 13s and nukes.

I’ve mentioned before that I like how the game balances advancement nicely between working for it and paying for it. With the right components and timing your upgrades to happen while you’re away from your device, you can farm plasma and steel in useful quantities and not feel like you’re shoveling the Augean stables with a spork. I never really felt like I had to pay to win, and the few small purchases I made were driven more by a desire to support the developer for making a fun game. It’s one of the games that does freemium well.

Tales Of Honor

I found out that there was an iOS game set in David Weber’s Honor Harrington universe. I should mention that I’m not a big fan of mobile gaming in general, so it takes a lot to get this particular fish to bite.

I was hooked on the Honor Harrington series from the first book (On Basilisk Station), and it was a fun ride up until David Weber presumably got Too Big To Edit and/or the voices in his head suddenly demanded that he stop writing exciting adventures and start stitching together shambling Frankenbooks out of cut and pasted sections of previous novels plus 18,000 pages of political intrigue and way too much exposition on stuff that doesn’t exactly move the plot along.

Like a schmuck, however, I kept buying his books because I have to know what’s going on with the important characters that I got attached to in earlier novels. It reminds me of the phase I went through as a small kid where I kept licking 9-volt batteries over and over. Zap! Ow! Hee hee. Zap! Ow! Hee hee. Why am I still doing this? Zap! Ow! Hee hee. I think they have twelve-step programs for stuff like this, and there’s probably an entry in the DSM for it. Point being, I’ve been becoming increasingly annoyed with David Weber’s writing style over the last few novels, but I really like the universe he created.

So, I downloaded the game.

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That’s the first thing you see when the game loads. I found it a little jarring because the design aesthetic is pretty generic and sufficiently different from what the novels describe that I wouldn’t have recognized it as having anything to do with the Honorverse if the title was removed. Supposedly, the original designs weren’t visually exciting enough, and the folks dealing with the film/video game adaptation felt they needed to change things up. I can kind of see their point, but I sorta wish they’d stuck with the original design aesthetic.

I was surprised by the depth to the gameplay. It’s sort of like a Japanese roleplaying game with spaceships, combined with a time/resource management game, and it’s actually pretty fun.

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You can manage your ship and crew, modifying their capabilities and experience over time by expending 3 different forms of in-game resources: Prestige, Metal, and Plasma. Tapping any of the system icons on the ship screen takes you to a specific section, where you can install various components to modify and improve that system’s capabilities.2014-05-04 17.22.25

Messing around with components is interesting–installing, upgrading, and swapping out components between battles has a surprising amount of depth to it. One of the neatest elements of the game is that when your ship takes critical damage to any of these system sections, you actually have to play through the damage control process on the system screens by putting out fires before they destroy tiles, conduits, or components.

Components can be bought from Outposts or salvaged from cargo pods after battles.

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You travel around the game on the Sector Map, tapping on where you want to go. I disliked the use of the word “Warp” here since it feels like it got cribbed from the wrong universe, but whatever. There are numbered plot points and random encounters (marked by a ? in the snapshot above), and clicking on any of them takes you into combat.

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The cheesy text cutscenes that sometimes happen right before entering combat make me grin because they take me right back down Memory Lane to the JRPGs I used to play on the NES/SNES and Playstation.

I tried to capture an exciting battle using the Everplay instant replay feature, but for some reason it crashes frequently on uploading when attempting to share battles that last longer than a minute or thereabouts, so you’ll have to settle for this less dramatic random encounter here:

My initial fears that Honorverse ship-to-ship combat might feel a bit flavorless or “off” when distilled into a simplified 1:1 screen mashing duel thankfully proved groundless. There are a number of different missile types, a number of different countermeasure types, and there’s a whole layer of offensive strategy in picking the right kind of missile to fire at the right time, and a defensive strategy in using your countermissiles, point defense lasers, ECM, and gravitic wedge to protect against incoming fire. In some ways, it deviates a bit from how things are presented in the novels, but it works and feels fairly solid.

Another thing that I was initially dubious about was the fact that it’s a free-to-play game with in-app purchasing. That sort of stuff usually ends up being an obnoxious pay-to-win proposition that gleefully and unrepentantly milks players like cows, but this particular game isn’t anywhere nearly as bad as I thought it would be in this department. You can buy various amounts of Prestige in blocks of 0.99, 1.99, or 4.99 USD, and then spend that on other resources, or you can forgo in-app purchases entirely and simply grind for resources in random encounters and replays.

The advancement balance between paying vs playing feels okay to me. So far, it seems like you can raise enough Metal and Plasma to keep your ship well-stocked in missiles and components without feeling too much like you’re mowing the lawn with a pair of scissors. If you time your crew and component upgrades to happen while you’re away from the game, the upgrade countdowns are less annoying. In my case, the game’s demanding enough that it runs down my iPod’s battery to 20% pretty quickly, so I just start the time-consuming upgrades right before plugging it in to recharge and then wander off to do something else for a while.

This game takes liberties with the source material, screws my iPod Touch’s battery life like a lusty bonobo, and crashes frequently, but it’s pretty fun, and I like it.